Lyrics to "Knights of the Round Table"

We're knights of the round table, we dance whene're we're able.
We do routines, and chorus scenes with footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spam alot.


We're knights of the round table, our shows are for-mid-able
But many times, we're given rhymes, that are quite un-sing-able
We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a-lot!


In war we're tough and able,
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable,
Between our quests, we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Camelot:


(Bass-Solo): I have to push the pram-a-lot!